BMW vs KANCIL

> Boss and his Secretary
>
> Boss walked into the office one morning not
> knowing that his zipper was down.
>
> His secretary walked up to him and asked,
> 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?'
>
> Boss was not smart enough to understood, so he went back into his
> office looking a bit puzzled !
>
> When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper > was not zipped up.
>
> He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally > understood.
>
> He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
>
> When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW > parked in there ?'
>
> The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a > Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre.'
>
> Boss went back to his office mumering... kan na sai......