Hapi Chinese New Year 2009

Yes, I know you guys are probably thinking where I was next week. I wasn’t away from my land im on leave start tomorrow till 01st feb 1weeks Chinese New Year holiday. Celebrating CNY with my beloved famili...

Welcome to the warmth of a traditional Chinese New Year celebration that's filled with everything you and your family need and may this CNY bring joy and fun to all of you....


"祝您在新的一年里心想事成,万事如意!"
"Wish you have everything succeed as you wish in the New Year!"
"Ngarap ke semua mujur dalam pengidup di taun baru tok!"

"祝你在新的一年里平安快乐,万事如意!"
"Wish you in the new year be safe and happy and everything goes smoothly as you wish!"
"Ngarap ke taun baru cina tok merik pengelantang ngau pegerai ngagai kitai semua!"

"过年好! 新年快乐! GONG XI FA CHAI"
"Chinese New Year is coming! Hapi Chinese New Year to all my chinese frenz!"
"Selamat Taun Baru Cina Ngagai semua kaban ku tik bangsa Cina!"

To others frenz Hapi Holiday jgn lupa dtg umah k!
Muaaahhz

Lawak Taun Baru Cina

apek : itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?
ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

apek :?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..
ali : apa probrem ?

apek :manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut..
manyak cinang semputloh..
ali :cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong..
tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..

apek :lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
ali :ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..

apek :???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??
ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..

apek :??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale butoh..)

apek :chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..
ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

apek :saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau..
saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka..
molo punya olang..
ali :aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi susa saja..
bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cinabeng btulla..


hahahahaha.. lawak bodo tawun baru ciner..
iklan TV / RADIO proton yg diharamkan..

slamat tawun baru ciner.. dung.. dung.. cehhh.. (",)

In case you don't know

4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.


SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to
drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!"



THIRD Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.



FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone! * # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.



This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends

Andai......

Masa berlalu begitu pantas sehingga kita tak sedar berapa lama sudah diri kita sendirian tanpa org yg kita cintai disisi, andai....dapat kita putarkan waktu itu pasti ada yg lebih menyayangi diri kita….

Mungkin ini memang jalan takdir dalam kehidupan tak seindah seperti yg kita impikan, terima kasih cinta kerna hadir walaupun sesaat, utk mengajar kita lebih menghargai insan yg pernah bertahta di hati kita, andai.....kita tahu kekecewaan jua penghujungnya pasti kita akan lebih menilai org itu sebelum menerimanya….

"Dari semula ku tahu cinta bukan hanya utk ku, dari semula ku merasa ada yg lain dihatimu selain aku tapi kini semua telah terjadi semua telah ku korban kan utk mu tanpa penyesalan dalam hatiku. Bila cinta tak lagi utk ku bila hati tak lagi pada ku mengapa harus dia yg kau pilih, Bila aku tak baik bagi mu dan bila dia bahagia dirimu aku kan pergi mesti hati tak rela berpisah……"

“Kekecewaan terlalu pahit utk ditelan dan terlalu payah utk dilupakan namun dalam cinta pasti akan merasai kecewa dan dikecewakan mesti pun bukan itu matlamat dalam setiap percintaan”

jgn ucapkan kau cinta pada ku,
andai kau tak pernah menghargainya,
jgn kau sentuh ttg perasaan,
andai kau tak pernah menyelaminya,
jgn kau sentuh jiwa ku,
andai kau akan mengecewakan nya….

Amazing Love Story

Wanna share this amazing n touching story with you all…

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please; let me go home…. suddenly he asked the waiter. ‘Would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.’ Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.
She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby?
He replied: ‘when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea and I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there’.

While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart.
A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him!

Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life… And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that’s the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:
‘My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything… Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don’t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again’.
Her tears made the letter totally wet.
Someday, someone asked her: what’s the taste of salty coffee?

It’s sweet. She replied.


Life Lesson:
- "Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too."
- "The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected."
- "Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart"

Makanan Tempatan yg ku Minati

hehehe ini lah makanan yg paling sedap Sago-worm ia hanya didapati di sarawak jer… my famili n i suka sangat makanan ni kalau digoreng dgn bawang putih, merah and sedikit kicap dan cili nice… Bagi yg geli tu tak payah jer kalau kat tamu dijual dlm 5ekor rm2.00



Ini satu lagi sayuran buah yg saya minat sebab sedap kami org panggil Buah Dabai…buah ni mahal sikit sbb dia berbuah ikut musim tak selalu ada Rm12 atau Rm14 sekilo… cara masak dia senang jer you rendam jer ngan air panas yg baru mendidih biar kan 30minute then bila dah lembut boleh dimakan dah… gaul dgn garam atau dgn kicap, rasa dia lemak saja...



Ni makan tempatan yg saya suka juga Pucuk Midin di masak cili belacan mmmm memng sedap leh didapati dimana saja tamu di miri harga dia RM1 atau Rm2 seikat atau setumpuk… Tumbuhan liar sayuran hutan ni boleh didapati lepas musim hujan dgn byk sekali dalam hutan…



Pucuk daun ubi yg ditumbuk halus dan digoreng kering atau masak lemak bercili sgt sedap sekali ini satu dari makan tempatan yg saya suka… leh dimasak dalam berbagai cara! Wild tapioca leave (Daun Ubi) dijual kat tamu dalam harga Rm1 seikat atau bagi yg malas nak tumbuh bolehbeli yg dah ditumbuh halus Rm1… tak mahal tapi sedap!



Bamboo Shoots (Pucuk Rebung) masak lemah atau goreng cili with belacan makanan yg paling i suka bila mama masak ni saya lah org pertama setia menunggu di dapur sbb tak sabar nak makan hehehhee ada byk lagi masakan yg i suka kalau nak resipi dia email me hhehhee

So citarasa masing2 berbeda ada yg suka sayur kampung ada juga yg tak… Yang penting perut harus di isi hehehhee LOVE you all…. nanti i ceta lagi

我們都老得太快 卻聰明得太遲

要看完this i receive from fren it so meaningful...let share to u all!


把錢省下來，等待退休後再去享受, 結果退休後，因為年紀大，身體差，行動不方便，哪裡也去不成。錢存下來等養老，結果孩子長大了，要出國留學，要創業做生意，要花錢娶老婆，自己的退休金都被拗走了。

把錢省下來，等待退休後再去享受, 結果退休後，因為年紀大，身體差，行動不方便，哪裡也去不成。錢存下來等養老，結果孩子長大了，要出國留學，要創業做生意，要花錢娶老婆，自己的退休金都被拗走了。


當自己有足夠的能力善待自己時，就立刻去做，老年人有時候是無法做中年人或是青少年人可以做的事， 年紀和健康就是一大因素。小孩子從小就告訴他，養你到高中，大學以後就要自立更生，要留學，創業，娶老婆，自己想辦法，自己要留多一點錢， 不要為了小孩子而活。

我們都老得太快卻聰明得太遲，我的學長去年喪妻。 這突如其來的事故，實在叫人難以接受，但是死亡的到來不總是如此。學長說他太太最希望他能送鮮花給他，但是他覺得太浪費，總推說等到下次再買，結果卻是在她死後，用鮮花佈置她的靈堂。這不是太蠢愚了嗎？！等到......、等到.....，似乎我們所有的生命，都用在等待.

「等到我大學畢業以後，我就會如何如何」我們對自己說
「等到我買房子以後！」
「等我最小的孩子結婚之後！」
「等我把這筆生意談成之後！」
「等到我死了以後」
人人都很願意犧牲當下，去換取未知的等待；犧牲今生今世的辛苦錢，去購買後世的安逸。


在台灣只要往有山的道路上走一走，就隨處都可看到「農舍」變「精舍」，山坡地變靈塔，無非也是為了等到死後，能圖個保障，不必再受苦。許多人認為必須等到某時或某事完成之後再採取行動。 明天我就開始運動明天我就會對他好一點下星期我們就找時間出去走走退休後，我們就要好好享受一下.

然而，生活總是一直變動，環境總是不可預知，在現實生活中，各種突發狀況總是層出不窮。身為一個醫生，我所見過的死人，比一般人要來得多。 這些人早上醒來時，原本預期過的是另一個平凡無奇的日子，沒想到一個意料之外的事；
交通意外、 腦溢血、心臟病發作等等。 剎那間生命的巨輪傾覆離軌，突然闖進一片黑暗之中。那麼我們要如何面對生命呢？我們毋需等到生活完美無瑕，也毋需等到一切都平穩，想做什麼，現在就可以開始做起。一個人永遠也無法預料未來，所以不要延緩想過的生活，不要吝於表達心中的話， 因為生命只在一瞬間。

記住！
給活人送一朵鮮花，強過給死人送貴重的花圈每個人的生命都有盡頭，許多人經常在生命即將結束時，才發現自己還有很多事沒有做，有許多話來不及說，這實在是人生最大的遺憾。別讓自己徒留「為時已晚」的空餘恨。逝者不可追，來者猶未卜，最珍貴、最需要即時掌握的「當下」，往往在這兩者蹉跎間，轉眼錯失。


人生短暫飄忽，包得有一首小詩這樣寫：高天與原地，悠悠人生路；行行向何方，轉眼即長暮。正是道盡了人生如寄，轉眼即逝的惶恐。有許多事，在你還不懂得珍惜之前已成舊事；有許多人，在你還來不及用心之前 已成舊人。遺憾的事一再發生，但過後再追悔早知道如何如何」是沒有用的，那時候,已經過去，你追念的人也已走過了你一句瑞典格言說：「我們老得太快，卻聰明得太遲。」不管你是否察覺，生命都一直在前進人生並未售來回票，失去的便永遠不再
將希望寄予「等到方便的時間才享受」我們不知失去了多少可能的幸福不要再等待有一天你「可以鬆口氣」，或是「麻煩都過去了」。生命中大部分的美好事物都是短暫易逝的，享受它們、品嚐它們，善待你周圍的每一個 人,別把時間浪費在等待所有難題的「完滿結局」上。

找回迷失的生命死亡也許是免費的 ─ 但是，卻要付出生命的代價。
勸大家一句話：把握當下，莫等待

A Mysterious Tree in NALGONDA -- Andra Pradesh India

At a glance you may be confused the above tree with a massive trunk with a 'Baobab'
tree (which is renowned to possess the largest tree trunks of the world) but, this is yet another unknown specie which is seen in the close proximity of a hermitage deep in the dense forest in 'Andra Pradesh' in India.








Now have a close look at the bark and experience the unbelievable figures of creatures engraved in the surface of the entire tree trunk !! Absolutely real !!!

BMW vs KANCIL

> Boss and his Secretary
>
> Boss walked into the office one morning not
> knowing that his zipper was down.
>
> His secretary walked up to him and asked,
> 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?'
>
> Boss was not smart enough to understood, so he went back into his
> office looking a bit puzzled !
>
> When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper > was not zipped up.
>
> He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally > understood.
>
> He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
>
> When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW > parked in there ?'
>
> The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a > Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre.'
>
> Boss went back to his office mumering... kan na sai......

Sharing You Touching Story

This story is to be shared among us, it show how precious the love that we’ve received from them. Respect and love your parents as much as you can, the love that we receive from them will not be replaced. (Cerita ni tiada kena mengena dgn yg hidup dan mati cuma sekadar cerita kehidupan manusia sebagai cerita dijadikan pengajaran).




My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to Say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, “EEEE, your mom only has one eye!”

I wanted to bury myself.
I also wanted my mom to just disappear.
I confronted her that day and said, ” If you’re only goanna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?”

My mom did not respond…
I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because i was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.

I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard , got a chance to go abroad to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her Grandchildren.

When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at
Her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, “How dare you come to my house and scare my Children! ”GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!”

And to this, my mother quietly answered, “Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have
Gotten the wrong address, And she disappeared out of sight. One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.

So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.

My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.


My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were Growing up. You see……when you were very little, you got into an accident, and Lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my Place, with that eye.

With all my love to you,
Your mother.


Life Lesson:
I've learned that we should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

Life Must Go on

Finding myself lost in this dark sky ..
will there be any STARS to night?
I cant see it..

I remember the words
“happiness end fast”..
I think it explain all…

there are nothing to be sorry about..
no body in wrong..
no one is correct..
its just feeling..
somehow I din know
or din expected..

now , I am back to my normal life.
no more dreaming
no more sadness..
just again
someone on the street..
that u found everyday

Thanks for everything even it hurt but life must go on..

'Nareepol' tree

This is amazing tree named 'Nareepol' in Thai.
Naree means 'girl/woman' and pol means plant/tree or 'buah' in Malay.
It means women tree.

It is amazing what God create the World in many forms
that amused human beings....

You can see the real tree at Petchaboon province about
almost 500 kms away from Bangkok

只有十句话 (Very meaningful)

第一句
如果我们之间有1000步的距离
你只要跨出第1步
我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步

第二句
通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人
才是真正爱你的人

第三句
付出真心　才会得到真心
却也可能伤得彻底
保持距离　就能保护自己
却也注定永远寂寞

第四句
有时候　不是对方不在乎你
而是你把对方看得太重

第五句
朋友就是把你看透了　还能喜欢你的人

第六句
就算是believe　
中间也藏了一个lie

第七句
真正的好朋友
并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题
而是在一起　就算不说话
也不会感到尴尬

第八句
没有一百分的另一半
只有五十分的两个人

第九句
为你的难过而快乐的　是敌人
为你的快乐而快乐的　是朋友
为你的难过而难过的
就是那些　该放进心里的人

第十句
冷漠　有时候并不是无情
只是一种避免被伤害的工具

Eddy

Just for laugh:


Eddy's colleague Mr. Chee kena lottery, wanted to buy a new car. Mr. Chee
decided to buy KIA.

Eddy very kepo, next day when he go to work, he tell all
his colleagues. Eddy 's manager who sitting in office, saw Eddy from outside
whispering around, ear very ichy, so he shout from inside the office :'
Eddy, what happened??'

Eddy said :' Mr. Chee kena lottery, wanted to buy new
car, KIA!' The sound is very soft, manager can't hear properly, so he
decided to ask again.

Eddy reply again :'Mr. Chee want to buy KIA!' Manager
still can't hear what Eddy said, and he ask 1 more time.

Eddy frusfrated and
shout :'CHEE BUY KIA!!!!

Pengidup kitai Iban

Saritok aku ka nulis mimit tentang kaum iban, kaum bala sidak mak ku….
“Agik Idup Agik Ngelaban” endak kala lenyau ari mulut kitai iban laban jako peransang tok meh jadi peransang dalam pengidup kitai. Kaum kitai Iban entik nitih ke ripih cherita org kelia suba dikumai (Dayak Laut) bisik lebih ari 30% kaum kitai iban di menoa Sarawak kaum tebesai. Mayoh bangsa kitai iban agik ngemendar ke adat lama adat aki inek kitai kelia laban nya endang pesaka asal, pesaka bansa kitai empu (adat Miring, Bermanang, gawai antu, gawai burung, gawai kenyalang ngau ke lain gik). Pengawa ngau main kitai iban baka serimban tau ka selingku, gasing, bapencha, kuntau, bechekak, bibat lengan, bepancha, ngajat, nyambung dimain nembiak kitai maya kelia suba. Maya nemuai ngagai rumah Pajai tebal agi pengerindu aku tentang leka main enggau pengawa asal kitai bansa baka macham biau enggau pengawa miring serta ajat kitai iban. Nembiak maya ari diatok asaika patut bendar meretika pengawa lama bansa kitai.

Pengidup bala kitai iban di umah panjai selalu ya di tuai siko “Tuai umah” org tik nemu adat pemali ngau edak kekang mantuk anak buah ya dlm semua hal. Sitik utai tik ku rindu ngau pengidup di umah panjai ia nya maya bisik pengerami tok meh maya bala aki, inek, ayak, ibuk semua begotong royung mantuk pagan dirik. Semua penti pemali kitai Iban agi beguna magang kemaiaharitu. Kabuah pia, penti pemali tu ngasoh kitai bejimat serta bebasa ka semua utai, ukai semina bebasa ka diri empu, tang mega bebasa ka orang bukai ti begulai pendiau enggau kitai lebih-lebih agi dalam rumah panjai.








Pemajik bala Induk Iban maya ngena kepan iban.









Main asal kitai iban "Ngajat"








Adat Miring tik agik di ngemendar ke kitai.

Tanah runtuh di Miri

Miri: Kejadian Tanah runtuh yg berlaku di Miri terjadi pagi ini 16jan 2009 akibat dari cuaca yg tidak menentu dan hujan dalam beberapa minggu ini telah meranapkan sebahagian belakang Station Minyak Shell yg kedudukan nya betul2 bawah bukit tersebut dengan teruk serta beberapa rumah setinggan atas bukit yg hanya menunggu masa musnah. Kejadian tersebut dianggarkan berlaku dalam pukul 1am pagi.

Dimaklumkan Station minyak tersebut memulakan perniagaan pukul 6am hingga 10pm malam, hanya 2org pekerja saja yg tidur disitu kerna perlu memulakan kerja awal. Dari pada maklumat dari org ramai 2 org tertimbus dalam kejadian tersebut pasukan bomba menjalankan aktiviti menyelamat.

Bagi mereka yg tinggal dikawasan berbukit diharapkan berjaga2 kerna kejadian seperti ini berlaku tanpa kita sedari.






Keadaan rumah yg bahaya utk diduduki kerna struktur tanah yg runtuh.






Anggota Bomba yg bertungkus lumus menyelamatkan mangsa yg dilaporkan hilang.







Keadaan station minyak shell yg musnah dibahagian belakang akibat dari runtuhan tanah bukit tersebut.






Keadaan jalan yg sesak dgn org ramai yg ingin menyaksikan keadaan tersebut.

kopi buat payu dara kecut

Pengambilan terlalu banyak kafein jejas hormon dalam badan wanita



LONDON: Pengambilan hanya tiga cawan kopi sehari dikatakan mampu mengecutkan buah dada wanita kerana kafein yang terlalu banyak boleh menjejaskan hormon dalam badan dan menggugat saiznya.

Kajian terbaru yang dijalankan sekumpulan penyelidik menunjukkan lebih banyak kopi yang diminum, lebih kecil saiz buah dada mereka.

Hampir 300 wanita yang mengambil bahagian dalam kajian itu dan mereka ditanya purata jumlah pengambilan kopi sehari dan saiz payu dara mereka diukur.

Keputusan kajian itu yang disiarkan Jurnal Kanser Britain mendapati bahawa dengan hanya meminum sekurang-kurangnya tiga cawan kopi atau lebih sehari sudah cukup untuk mengecilkan saiz buah dada mereka.

Kesannya meningkat bagi setiap cawan kopi yang diminum.

Hampir separuh daripada wanita dalam kajian itu menunjukkan perubahan gen yang dikaitkan dengan pengambilan kopi dan saiz payu dara mereka.

"Meminum kopi boleh memberi kesan besar terhadap saiz buah dada," kata Helena Jernstrom dari Universiti Lund, Sweden, yang mengetuai kajian berkenaan.

"Wanita yang minum kopi tidak perlu bimbang buah dada mereka akan mengecut dengan cepat dalam masa semalaman. Ia akan menjadi lebih kecil tetapi tidak terus menghilang," katanya.

"Bagaimanapun, mereka yang berpendapat boleh meneka wanita mana peminum kopi hanya melalui ukuran baju dalam mereka akan silap.

"Masalahnya, ada dua ukuran bagi sehelai baju dalam iaitu saiz mangkuk dan ukur lilit jadi tidak mudah untuk anda meneka."

Wanita yang minum lebih tiga cawan kopi sehari mempunyai purata 17 peratus saiz buah dada lebih kecil berbanding mereka yang minum kurang tiga cawan sehari.

Wanita yang mempunyai saiz buah dada lebih besar paling berisiko tinggi, kata saintis berkenaan.

Bagaimanapun, kajian itu tidak dapat merumuskan sama ada meminum jumlah kafein yang banyak setiap hari juga boleh menjejaskan kepadatan buah dada. - Agensi

Poor Guy

Just for laugh...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

If Tomorrow Never Come

i'm sorry
for all the mean things i might have said
i'm sorry
for all the things i did or i didnt do
i'm sorry
if i ever ignored you
i'm sorry
if i ever made you feel bad or put u down
i'm sorry
if i ever thought i was bigger or better than you
i'm sorry
for everything wrong that i ever done

i'm writing this because what "IF TOMORROW NEVER COME"
what if i never get chance to say good bye to you or give u a big hug
what if i never get to say im sorry, i miss you or i love you....

I miss my hometown

This afternoon i havin
Marudi Fried Kueh Tiaw for lunch,
Suddenly i miss my hometown "Marudi"..



My last visit to my home town Marudi was on October last year, it was small town in Baram area 3hours by express Boat. Most of the local in Marudi like iban, kayan and kenyah working on the land as Farmer and Malay mostly as Fisherman, local chinese most of them involved in Business sector.



Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, return back to the time when i was child play around wit fren next door in this long house...Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons...The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it but we can always feel it. To my beloved granma you always in our memory..




Never blame a day in your life.
Good Days Give u happiness.
Bad days give u Experience.
Both are essential in life! All are God blessings!

Never regret anything that made you smile...
Every Little Smile can touch Somebody's heart

Kisah belut yg nakal (18sx)

Kisah ni tak ada kena mengena dgn yg hidup atau mati sekadar utk hiburan... Received frm fren just wana share wit u all for laugh!


Kisah ini kononnya berlaku terjadi di Jakarta. . . . Pada suatu hari, siBambang,
yang usianya baru lima tahun, menghampiri ibunya lantas bertanya,'Ibu, pacaran itu maksudnya apa bu?' Si ibu agak bingung dan sedikit gelabah untuk menerangkan maksud 'pacaran' itu kepada kanak- kanak yang usianya baru melewati lima tahun. Namun, si Bambang terus mendesak untuk mengetahui maksud 'pacaran' itu. Lalu, tanpa memikirkan apa-apa, si ibu berkata, 'Kalau kau benar-benar mau tau maksud berpacaran itu, petang nanti tunggu di beranda rumah kita ini. Hari Sabtu begini, Susi, anak jiran kita itu biasanya akan berpacaran dengan Antonius. Antonius akan datang ke rumahnya dan keluar berjalan-jalan. Jadi, kau akan tahu maksud pacaran itu.'

Menjelang petang, Si Bambang pun menunggu di beranda rumahnya dan apabila hari sudah gelap, baru kelihatan si Antonius muncul. Kelihatan Susi sudah siap sedia menanti kedatangan pak wenya itu... Si Bambang terus melihat perlakuan dua kekasih ini tanpa disedari oleh mereka berdua. 'Bapak dan ibu ada di rumah?' tanya si Antonius kepada si Susi. 'Enggak ada, mereka pergi kenduri kahwin di rumah saudara sejak siang tadi.
Mereka bilang, akan bermalam di sana,' jawab si Susi. 'Bagus sekali. Kita bebas
malam ini. Tak perlu keluar, dirumah saja sudah bisa,' kata si Antonius sambil
menjeling Susi yang tersenyum penuh makna.

Disebabkan tiada orang tua di rumah itu, Antonius dan Susi berasa begitu bebas di rumah itu. Menjelang tengah malam barulah Antonius pulang tanpa disedari mereka bahawa segala perlakuan mereka diperhatikan oleh siBambang dengan teliti. Keesokan harinya, si Bambang menghampiri ibunya lalu berkata bahawa dia sudah tahu akan maksud pacaran yang sebenarnya. 'Kalau sudah tau cuba ceritakan pada ibu apa pacaran itu,' kata siibu. 'Malam tadi, Kak Susi duduk berdua sama Abang Antonius dibangku. Tak lama selepas berbual, mereka saling menempelkan bibir dan Abang Antonius kemudiannya memandang muka Kak Susi yang merah. Beberapa detik kemudian, Bang Antonius memeriksa jantung Kak Susi. Tapi barangkali kerana tidak tau di mana jantungnya, Abang Antonius cuba menggosok-gosokkan tangannya di dada Kak Susi ke kiri dan ke kanan.

Berikutnya, saya lihat Abang Antonius gelisah kerana barangkali berasa ada sesuatu di seluarnya. Memang benar bu, setelah zipnya dibuka ternyata ada seekor BELUT keluar dari seluar Bang Antonius. Kerana berasa kasihan melihat Bang Antonius, Kak Susi pantas menangkap belut tersebut dan cuba membunuhnya dengan meramas-ramas belut itu. Namun, belut itu tegar sekali, enggak mau mati bu walaupun diramas-ramas kuat oleh Kak Susi. Lantaran terlalu marah, Kak Susi lalu memakan belut dengan memamah-mamahnya namun saya lihat Bang Antonius masih merintih kesakitan kerana belut itu masih hidup.

Ternyata walaupun belut itu sudah dimakan Kak Susi, nyawanya masih liat. Belut itu terus hidup bu malah makin kuat. Ia berdiri bu. Saya lihat Kak Susi kurang puas hati dan kerana kasihan dengan abang Antonius barangkali, Kak Susi lantas menanggalkan seluruh kainnya lalu menduduki belut tersebut supaya mati. Tapi belut itu benar-benar gagah bu. Ia masih tidak mati walau Kak Susi terus menghenyak-henyak belut tersebut berkali-kali. Abang Antonius terus merintih kesakitan kerana belut tersebut belum mati juga. Akhirnya, bu tak lama kemudian belut tersebut muntah lalu mati diduduki Kak Susi. Baru saya lihat Abang Antonius tidak merintih malah dapat tersenyum sambil menyatakan rasa terima kasihnya kepada Kak Susi.' Selesai si Bambang bercerita, si ibu jatuh pengsan.

Phone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use the telephone at our work place.

Let Go 4Healthy Life

10 SECRET TEACHING FOR A LONG HEALTHY LIFE

1) Less SUGAR...... more FRUITS
2) Less EATING..... more CHEWING
3) Less MEAT....... more VEGETABLES
4) Less SALT....... more VINEGAR
5) Less DRESSING... more BATHING
6) Less VEHICLES... more WALKING
7) Less WORRY...... more SLEEP
8) Less ANGER...... more SMILE
9) Less TALKING.... more ACTION
10)Less CRAVING.... more GIVING

Musim Hujan yg teruk

Cuaca yg buruk yg melanda sesetengah tempat dibahagian sarawak
serta sabah mengakibatkan sebahagian lokasi dilanda banjir dgn
teruk sekali terutama kuching, sibu dan sebahagian kecil di bintulu
dan termasuk Miri...

Hujan lebat tanpa henti malam Jumaat 09Jan hingga sabtu 10Jan
mengakibatkan sebahagian kawasan di Kampung saya serta jalan
dilanda Banjir kilat ini kerna kawasan yg rendah dinaiki air
disebabkan air longkang serta parit yg naik secara mendadak.

Pagi tu saya sempat tengok sendiri kawasan di piasau industries area sepanjang jalan kawasan tersebut dinaiki air setinggi paras lutut...termasuk juga kawasan Lutong dan juga Lutong Baru dinaiki air... Nasid lah the next day cuaca kembali pulih walaupun sekejap ia telah memulihkan keadaan air kembali surut...tapi adakah cuaca ini akan kembali cerah seperti yg kita inginkan kerna kebelakangan ini keadaan cuaca yg tak menentu...apa yg penting kita harus berwaspada sebelum banjir yg teruk melanda..




Keadaan Jalan Raya sepanjang Senadin yang dinaiki air, situasi begini bahaya bagi pemandu seandainya memandu laju.




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Keadaan parit yg dinaiki air
sekelip mata.










Air kolam yg naik ke darat
antara sebab banjir terjadi.