Sebab2 mengapa gagal temuduga

A- Penemuduga
B- Orang yang ditemuduga

SITUASI1
A : Ada boyfriend?
B : Ada .
A : Dia bekerja dalam negara ke?
B : Oh tidak. Dia bekerja di luar negara.
A : Maaf, syarikat kami tidak bolehterima kamu bekerja di sini.
B : Mengapa ?? (nada terkejut)
A : Emm… kamu mesti tidak akanlama bekerja di sini dan yang paling penting syarikat tidak akan mampu membayarbil panggilan antarabangsa kamu .

SITUASI2
A : Kamu ada teman wanita?
B : Tiada.
A : Tak cuba untuk dapatkan seorang ke?
B : Pernah mencuba tapi tak berjaya.
A : Pernahkah kamu terfikir untukmendapatkan kerja terlebih dahulu dan kemudian barulah mencari teman wanita.
B : Saya mementingkan kerjaya dan buatmasa sekarang saya tidak mahu memikirkan perkara (cinta) tersebut. Itu urusanperibadi.
A : Nampaknya saya tidak dapatmenggaji kamu.
B : Tapi kenapa encik?
A : Kamu lemah kemahiranberkomunikasi dan tiada keyakinan diri, itu saja.

SITUASI3
A : Kamu nampak cantik dan bergaya. Tentu kamu sudah mempunyai teman lelaki kan??
B : (Tersenyum bangga). Emm ya saya.
A : Sudah tentu dia seorang yang kaya(sambil mengurut janggut).
B : Tuan memang bijak. Dia antara yang terkaya dalam negara ini dan memilikisyarikat besar.
A : Oo begitu rupanya. Cik maaflahsaya tidak dapat menerima kamu bekerja di sini kerana teman lelaki kamu sendiripun tidak menerima kamu bekerja di syarikatnya. Ini kan pula saya.
B: Tapi..tiada jawatan yang sesuai dengan saya di syarikatnya.
A : Jadi apa jawatan yang sesuaidengan kamu?
B : Setiausaha.
A : Maaf sekali lagi. Kamu tidaklayak bekerja di sini kerana kecantikan kamu akan menjejaskan semangat kerjapengurus kami.
B : Tapi saya bukannya cantik sangat pun encik.
A : Haa…lagi bermasalahsebabnya pengurus saya pasti tidak berminat dengan kamu
B : Gulp…

SITUASI 4
A : Ada girlfriend?
B : Ada.

A : Cantik tak dia?
B : Biasa je.

A : Hmm…maaflah kamu tidak layak bekerja di sini.
B : Tapi kenapa encik ?

A : Syarikat kami terlibat dalam perniagaan berkaitan seni dan memerlukan seseorang yang berseni. Tetapi kamu langsung tidak mempunyai ciri-ci ritersebut. Teman wanita pun biasa je.
B : Haa…(melopong)

Takdir Cinta

Takdir Cinta mungkin ini memang jalan hidup yg dilalui oleh kita yg bergelar manusia. Kita tak lari dari ingin dicintai dan menyintai, tapi kadangkala menjadi yg terbaik tak semudah yg kita impikan dan setiap yg dirancang tak semestinya berakhir dgn kegembiraan. Sebuah nukilan seribu kedukaan coretan buat seorg teman yg ku cuba salami apa yg dirasainya yg tak mungkin org lain dapat rasakan apa yg dirasai oleh nya Hayatilah…….

“Cinta, maafkan lah andai kehadiran catatan duka ku ini bisa menganggu atau menyakiti hati insan yg membacanya dikala ini. . Aku dulu pernah menjadi insan yg paling bhagia sekali di dunia ini kerna adanya kau cinta. sebelumnya tak mudah bagiku tertawa sendiri di kehidupan yang kelam ini saat perpisahan yg kau pinta aku masih tak memahami apa kesilapan ku dimata mu, bagaimana harus ku jelaskan pada yang lain.... setiap tanggisan tak mungkin kan mengembalikan dirimu padaku kerna ku tahu dia yg lebih kau cinta dan aku hanya satu persingahan hidupmu....bagaimana ku teruskan hidup ini? Tanpa mu aku hilang tujuan namun kau tak pernah memahami apa yg ku rasa...............

Bilakah ada insan yg mengerti hati kecilku yg lara ini, salahkah aku mencintai dan ingin dicintai sepertimana org lain miliki….yg sentiasa mengharapkan hadirnya sinar dan dambakan kasih yg sejati. Sentiasa ku cuba tabahkan hati tenangkan perasaan yg bergelora dalam diri agar ku kuat utk berdiri jika jatuh pasti aku rebah ke bumi dan ditertawakan.....kadangkala org sangka ku gembira kerna senyuman tak pernah lekang di bibir tapi hakikat sebenar dalam hati ku tak pernah berhenti menangisi kehilangan mu. Org sangka aku bahagia kerna wajah ku sentiasa ceria hakikat sebenar itu Cuma lakonan semata jiwa ku amat tersiksa kerna mu......

Bila suatu saat kau harus pergi jangan paksa ku utk mencari yg lebih baik. Jikalau aku tiada disisi mu, ku harap kau kecapi kebahgian bersama insan yg kau cintai kerna kini ku sadar dan fahami cinta mu telah melemah, mungkin dulu kau takut kehilangan diriku tapi kini diri mu lebih takut kalau kau kehilangan nya. Jikalau aku tiada disisi mu, jaga lah dirimu dgn baik kerna ku tak bisa melakukan nya seperti dulu saat kita berdua ku kecewa kenapa tak dari dulu kau bilang saja kita tiada jodoh sehingga ku tak susah2 utk bercinta dgn mu dan mengabaikan cinta yg lain. Jikalau aku tiada disisi mu, hanya satu yg ku pinta simpan lah segala pemberian ku dulu agar disaat diri mu sendirian mungkin ia dapat mengembalikan kenangan terindah kau dan aku......... Maafkan aku kekasih ku cuba membenci diri mu tapi kebencian itu tak ada dalam diary hidupku, makin ku membenci makin hati ku meronta.... hanya waktu yg bisa mengerti betapa berat perpisahan ini....izinkan daku memeluk diri mu, pelukan ini dari hati ku utk kali terakhir.”

TALE OF TWO PEBBLES

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter.
He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her
father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) If she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her?

Careful, analysis and would produce three possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. The girl should d pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers.

What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Well, here is what she did....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

'Oh, how clumsy of me,' she said. 'But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked.'

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY?

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't attempt to think. Start your day with this thought provoking story and have a fruitful day.

Have a week filled with positive thoughts and sound decisions.

May God grant us the wisdom to think outside the box?
True wisdom comes only from Him; no matter how learned we think we are.

宝贝,如果......

从一开始我就把你当做我的亲人

当你笑 看着我,

那时候 世界突然间静止一分多钟,

想要开口对你说我爱你,

渐渐的两个人走到了一起,

你是我今生唯一最爱,

也许以后我在也不会像爱你那样去爱别人,

宝贝…我只希望我们能走到最后,

如果我不在你身边, 你一定要幸福,

如果我不在你身边, 你一定要坚强,

如果我不在你身边, 打电话给我我的手机为你24小时开着,

如果我不在你身边, 你一定要好好照顾你自己,

如果我不在你身边了……

你一定要找一个比我更疼你更会照顾你的人来爱你一辈子,

宝贝….可是我多么希望那个人不是别人而是我.

因为这个世界还有我在永远爱着你，牵挂着你......
因为我爱你！

Yesterday

Yesterday there were so many things, I was never told.
Now I starting to learn, I feel me growing old.

Cos yesterday got nothing for me,
Old pictures that I’ll always see.
Time just fades the pages,
In my book of memories.
Prayers in my pockets,
And no hard in destiny.
I’ll keep or moving along, with no time to plant my feet.

Cause yesterday’s I got nothing for me,
Old pictures that I’ll always see,
Some things could be better, if we’d all just let them be.

If we could see tomorrow,
What of your plans, no one can live in sorrow,
Ask all your friends, times that you took in stride,
They’re back in demand; I was the one who’s washing blood off your hands

That me....

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Kaulah Segalanya

Adakala saat kerinduan tak tertahan terhadapmu, yg membuat aku amat merindui mu. Kala kesedaran mulai mengambang aku bertanya pada diriku adakah dikau juga merasakan apa yg ku rasa saat ini. Kejauhan tak menghalang kesetiaan ku terhadap mu, sebagai seorg insan yang menyintai mu ku ingin selalu disamping mu. Pahamilah aku mungkin kini telah berubah setelah mengenali mu dan ingin menjadi seperti apa yg kau inginkan kerana ku sedari kau mengharapkan kesetiaan dari ku seperti mana aku mengharapkan dari mu…..

Pada saat kubuka hati yg lama tertutup padamu dulu ada rasa yg enggan dan bimbang jiwaku takut terluka lagi. Namun aku mencoba setelah berjanji pada diriku menantikan cinta yg lama telah pergi, ingin ku isi hati dengan cinta dari mu agar sepi tak ku rasa lagi. Terima kasih cinta kerna ku ada seorg insan yg begitu menyintai aku.

Ku masih ingat lagi saat pertama kali mengenalimu dari email mengenali hati, kemudian ke msg di hp… lama kelamaan ku buat hasrat utk bertemu dgn mu, ku berani kan diri utk merantau ke tempat mu dgn harapan ku dapat mengenali diri mu dgn lebih mendalam ternyata kau dan aku byk persamaan saling tak sabar utk bertemu. Disitu lah mulanya sebuah diary cinta antara kau dan aku.

Dengarlah syg suara hati luahan rasaku ini yg ku alunkan dengan lagu “kaulah segalanya – Hazrul Nizam”. Perasaan ku hanya tuhan yg tahu, gelora asmara hanya lah kau seorg tak mungkin ku berpaling setia pada cinta yg lain selagi cinta ku kau perlukan. Andai rindu datang menganggu usah kau ragu bersabar lah selalu kerna ku jua merasa begitu, buktikan pada semua org bahawa jarak bukan penghalang hubungan kita berdua yg penting saling percaya dan setia. Terima kasih cinta……..

Lambir hill's and Waterfall

Visible from Miri Town itself is the Lambir Hills, a 30minute drive away as a chain of steep sandstone hills bounded by rugged cliffs. The ground flora consists of an unusual variety of palms which give an added exotic feel to the park. It is said that Lambir Hills may well contain the most species-rich forest in the world.

Lambir’s numerous waterfalls attract many day visitors from Miri and even neighbouring Brunei. Overnight accommodation is now available for those wishing to stay and see more of the park.

'Whatever you give to life, is what it gives you back'

Spend few minutes reading this…. Its worth.

'Whatever you give to life, is what it gives you back'
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when
the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!'
Says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,
'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you
and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and
found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the

tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the
tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

JOKES THAT NOT TO BE MISSED

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!

Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u? To see if u really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today,
tomorrow u have to do it again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death!

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time...

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

What's the diff between a bomb n a condom?
In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

DUBAI Lilypad Floating City

Architectural Concept: Lilypad Floating City

Water City By now, most of us have heard about the Island Cities being built in Dubai, but Inhabit at has just done a feature on a new concept by artist Vincent Callebaut for a self-sufficient floating city that will never have to face a problem about finding land to build on. The "Lilypad" would take advantage of all of today's green technologies, including generating power from the sun, wind and water, and would produce zero emissions from its residents. Don't expect to see construction on one of these anytime soon, but don't be surprised if, like the Island Cities in Dubai, real estate starts branching out into the oceans in the next decade.

ENTELAH IBAN

1.Pisang saikat enda alah pakai.
(tunjuk)

2.Sirat apai Sali enda ulih belit.
(Jalai)

3.Damdak apai Sali enda ulih tiap.
(Ujan)

4.Luan ditanya Kemudi tik nyaut.
(Iko Ukoi)

5.Asi mansau Periuk pechah.
(Buah Kemunting)

6.Bubu basah ikan rangkai.
(Kitai dalam rumah)

7.Telaga org dipeda, telaga dirik empu enda.
(Mata)

8.Raga orang dipeda, raga dirik empu enda.
(Gigi)

9.Kumang niti batang gilik-gilik, Kumbau belangkau tengah tasik.
(Tekuyung)

10.Ba enda bau, but enda but.
(Bahu)